I'm A Screamer

Or so it seems.  Because that's exactly what I did when someone sent me this picture of the latest seafood selection at Whole Foods.

That looks a little too much like a snake for me.  Not that I'm scared of snakes...well, not when they're dead.  But that just looks disgusting.  Still...I'm no punk.  So weird flaccid phallic object be damned!  I had dreams of unagi-topped crispy sushi rice to fufill.

Dreams really do come true.